I’m 27 years old and I still can’t/won’t/don’t know how to talk to boiz!!!!!
I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.
True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.
I need to own a pig someday!
Even The Craft lied to me about how I was going to be popular in high school even though I was poor, covered with a gross skin disease, the black girl, and a witch!
Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
Proof that we live in a highly unattractive world.